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BEST. DAY. EVER. Well, of this year I suppose. Indy and myself went and caught the skytrain down to downtown Vancouver and went and saw Dear Frankie. She and I are Gerard obsessers, although Im far worse than she is. (Uh, yea.) It took us about 45 minutes to get to downtown Vancouver and about 15 just to walk to and find the theater. Because we were in Scottish-men-like-Gerard-are-hot mode/mood, we spent the ENTIRE afternoon talking like Scots. Well, with the accent. We were talking very loudly as we walked thru downtown Vancouver.

At one point we encountered two very posh ladies at a outside cafe with their tiny chihuahua. I used to love those dogs but now I see them as nothing more than a bloody fashion accessory. A stupid trend. Carrying on. Indy says loudly in her Scottish accent as we walk by, "Look at that dog! I didna know they had dogs that small in Canada!" and I said loudly "Thats not a dog! Thats a fetus!"....and we carried on for a few feet so that we werent in hearing range anymore and I just broke down and cracked up, in utter hysterics. That was the funniest thing all day.

Then we went into a Starbucks next to the theatre and ordered our food with our loud, Scottish accents. I said to the man behind the counter (trying to be a Canada-ignorant tourist) "Is it true that there are beavers in the sewers here?" and the look on his face was just "WHAT THE----" and then he said "Where are you from, England?" and we're like "No! We're from Scotland! Thats an insult!" and he says "Im English....".....and Scottish" and then I said "Alright, Im not really from Scotland I was born and raised right here in Canada and this accent here is fake." I then broke out of the accent and spoke normally and said "OOOH! My accent fell off!" He gave me this "OMG...did they let you out on a day pass?" look........

I dont know. Whats the point of being this age if I cant have fun??

About the movie. IT WAS SOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!! It was soooooooooo good to see Gerry's WHOLE face for a change instead of covered by a mask or a prosthetic birth defect. Besides, he was speaking in his own accent, he wore jeans and a leather jacket, and his hair was uber short and peppered, and his face had a little bit of stubble. *drool* I found myself in desperate need of a bucket for my drool AND for my TEARS at the end of this movie. It was just.......sooooooo good. My dad actually is interested to see (what the fuss is all about) it so he says maybe he'll take me on Saturday. Huzzuh! A date with dad.....and Gerard.....*gulp*

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