12:00 a.m. - 2005-07-12
Hows your life? Cant be as lame as mine.
So I gave my mom an art lesson today. She had drawn a picture of a woman, based on a drawing we had done of me when I was 15, by a portrait artist in a mall. Well, after I finished laughing at the HUGE 80's hair she gave the 'me' drawing, (I NEVER HAD BIG HAIR!) I gave her some tips on how to properly draw, and colour eyes and lips, in particular. After I looked at the job she had done of shading the face, I decided the cheek bones looked too....deformed, and showed her how to shade them properly. Then I gave advice on her nose, and then I looked at the drawing again and said "Mom, it looks like she has a 5 o'clock shadow." then mom said, pointing to "five o'clock" on the face, "You mean a shadow here? At five o'clock?" Then I said, suppressing laughter, "Dont you know what a five o'clock shadow is?" and she said "No?" So, I had to explain what a five o clock shadow is. I erased the area where the shading was inappropriate, and the drawing looks better.
Forgive me if the comics are unfunny or boring or whatever, Im in a schlump right now. However! Im going to go see Batman Begins with Indy tonight, so seeing Christian Bale with his shirt off might help.
Dont forget to VOTE!!
I shall remain your obedient servant,