1:48 a.m. - 2006-10-29
Its on the right side, you half wit!
OH. I have NOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea if there is a ferry from Ireland to Scotland!!!!!!11 Lets pretend that in Colin and Mina's world that there IS. I mean.....there SHOULD be!
You gotta watch this. HILARIOUS. GO GRANNY!!
So I decided today while awaiting death, that I didn't want to be touched when I die. This was obviously misread as I was not specific enough in my instructions but what I meant was that I don't wish to be embalmed (or cremated for that matter.). Heres the thing. Decomposition of your body is a natural albeit ugly process, so why try to halt it? What, to look pretty in death? Nah. I want this corpse of mine to be of use (besides organ donation) after I pass on. I want the maggots and worms and other organisms to FEAST on me. Oh yea. Yew betcha. I mean, I love little bugs, why not spend eternity with them! HAHA.
Why such a morbid train of thought? Why was I awaiting death? It was another failed homicide-made-to-look-like-an-accident attempt on my fathers part. I asked him to throw downstairs a vacuum cleaner part so I could vacuum the furniture (pet hair) and instead of waiting for me to move he dropped the damn thing on my head. Its not heavy but its plastic and has pointy edges. It gave me a nice little bump and it was sore for a while. I had no other symptoms. I kept telling dad that I was going to die.
Be careful when viewing this one. You might want to sit down.
Dont forget to VOTE!!
I shall remain your obedient servant,