1:42 a.m. - 2010-03-12
But...thats what I am?
LETS LOOK IN TO SEE HOW COLIN IS COPING WITH BEING MR. MOM FOR TWO WEEKS. LOLLOL
Soooo. I was complaining today that my cat woke me up at 6:40 am for breakfast. She USUALLY gets me up at 7 which is tolerable. I was like "20 minutes is 20 minutes!" Do you know HOW my cat wakes me up? Instead of going to her dish and meowing or pawing at her dish, she sits up in bed and meows IN MY FACE. IN. MY. FACE. Yes. This is a new trick of hers. >< Anyway, after complaining about this...my dear mother says "You know if you have kids theyll get you up that early" and I said "NO THANKS. DO. NOT. WANT." And she goes "Then maybe you shouldnt get married if you dont want kids."
What century is my dear mother from? The Victorian era???!!!!!!!!!1 LOLWUT! "Dear mom, let me introduce to you prophylactics.."
Um so yeah I read that in like a Readers Digest magazine "Lifes like that" section in the doctors office because my life is not like that at all.
I shall remain your obedient servant,