3:15 a.m. - 2006-09-08
By all estimations, Colin SHOULD be dead. I mean, he did just materialize inside of a solid object. However, he has 2 considerations to his advantage: 1) He is a cartoon character, and as such, cannot die from any wound, or crushing of body. 2) His DNA, although this is not confirmed, must contain different genes which allow him to tolerate being inside a solid object.
I hate you dad. Because somebody doesnt wash his hands after sneezing I now have his freaking cold....*sniffles*...and so does mom at the same time!!!!!!!!!! I was supposed to work tomorrow but thank god that shift got moved for 2 weeks from now. However, I still work on Saturday, for 4 hours, yea that should be fun. My brain'll explode from being so stuffed. WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!
Did you know that 33% of people DONT wash their hands after using the toilet?? Thats disgusting, appauling, and shameful. Go wash your hands in acid if youre one of them! I mean seriously, they must be swimming with germs!! *shudder*
Somebody up there likes me...while Im working on this comic and sick w/a cold...whats on TBS but Tomb Raider 2...(A really bad movie but)...mmmm, GERRY...my first love....well. My first unrequited love...AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Thats a good name for it!! AHAHAHA.....haha..hah..ha....hah;
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I shall remain your obedient servant,