12:51 a.m. - 2008-05-02
Even I have standards
THERE IS A STARBUCKS IN VERNON and Im not ashamed to say Ive been in it. (When I had to go up last summer...*sniff*)..the running joke of this comic is that Vernon is such a small "retirementville" town, but thats not really true anymore.
Remember that I had breakfast (a BELT and krueller) at Tim Hortons and then went across the street to get a coffee at Starbucks? Some people complain that Bucks burns their coffee but whatever. Its strong, maybe they just cant handle coffee thats not weak. GO TO MCDONALDS. Their coffee is so weak they might as well serve lattes. OH, thats right, they do now.
Next time I talk to Grammy shes gunna ask what the hell that thing is. ITS AN ONION.
I think you know why. He looks just like.../sob
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